This may be the shortest Privacy Policy you'll ever read. It's short and sweet because one loaded with legalese and gotchas isn't our style. Basically, we view your doing business with us as a privilege and don't want to let you down.

However, doing business with us means we'll inevitably learn a little bit about you. Like your name and address, contact info like email and phone number, even what you bought and how you paid. We'll also know which pages of the website you visited, which products you put in your cart but didn't buy, plus techie stuff like which browser you use because we work to optimize the site for the major browsers.

What we won't know is enough of your credit card number to run a charge, and not even your password to the site. As background, that data is hashed with a formula and why our site URL begins with https instead of http (a bit of inside baseball about this is the added 's' means secure).

Point being, what information we have is for us to effectively do business, and it's private in the old fashioned sense, which means unless it's the long arm of the law doing the asking, we're not sharing.